04.23.08
Way to Kill the Planet, FedEx Kinkos
There's this FedEx Kinko's commercial you may have seen. It involves two business guys on a plane (iirc, they're both male and white, btw) and one says he has the presentation 'right here' and pats his laptop case. Then the flight attendant (white and female, I believe) proceeds to cram it into the overhead compartment.
But that's okay! Because the sarariman sent the presentation to FedEx Kinko's. And FedEx Kinko's printed out 20 bound copies, and then shipped them to Portland.
What the frell? Portland has no Kinko's? Has this unholy union of FedEx and Kinko's made it mandatory to use the FedEx end of things? If you print it, you must ship it somewhere!
Next time you're in there running off copies of your resumé be sure to tell them you're not interested in getting job offers from Beijing.