Voyager Rewatch – Parturition
Summary: Neelix and Paris fight over Kes and get banished to an away mission where they bond over a hatchling.
Oh, ugh, we start right off with Neelix and his stupid jealousy.
Does Neelix or does he not know the local area of space? Did they chart the quickest way home, or did they chart a way home based on information gleaned throughout their many stops and like, maybe pick the course with lots of M-class planets to replenish their supplies on?
I mean, seriously, shouldn’t they _know_ if this is the last M-class planet they’ll hit for awhile? Surely their sensors could at least tell them where likely start systems are and they could aim for those next.
All just an excuse to go visit this mysteriously shrouded planet.
A clarinet is one week’s replicator rations. A locket is more than one week. I can’t figure tha tout. Surely the clarinet takes up more material, and is more complicated.
Paris: A whole crew full of women of I have to fall for the one I can’t have.
Yea, because Kes is the only one you can’t have.
Janeway and Torres now have nearly the same hairdo.
Ha ha. How delightful!
Now the Ocampans are mating for life. While still only having one kid ever. Math, people, math!
I don’t know how being in a cave will protect them from the atmosphere. Seeing as how there’s, like, atmosphere in there.
What a coincidence they’re there when an egg hatches. Like, right at the second it hatches.
Yea, what? Neelix picks the baby up and puts it in his jacket or whatever. The kid falls asleep. So Paris declares him godmother instead of godfather? Wha?
They had a short window and they made no mention of recovering the shuttlecraft. So I’m considering that one also lost.
3 shuttlecraft down. How many could they possibly have left?
K Said,
August 1, 2010 @ 5:01 pm
Well, you know, a shuttlecraft is only one day’s replicator rations.
Jellyn Said,
August 1, 2010 @ 5:19 pm
*snerk*