Bacos

I saw an amusing bumper sticker today:

Knowledge is Power
Power corrupts.
Study hard. Be evil.

Rumors rumors. This time they made it to CNN.com: Ender’s Game: The Movie or at least, the video game. I’m not sure if it would make a very good video game though. The parts I love — the character interaction and the political stuff — would surely be lost or greatly reduced.

And finally, today on the radio I heard a very very sad thing.

MISS PIGGY IS A CANNIBAL

That’s right folks. Miss Piggy and Kermit are now pitching the Dennys Grand Slam Breakfast. Now, Miss Piggy was initially reluctant to do this, because it didn’t strike her as classy enough. Kermit, however, nixed french food because, as he said “I’m a frog. I don’t do French.” (An interesting statement in and of itself, coming from Dennys.) So with pressure like that, and with the price so low, Miss Piggy ordered 3 of them. Eggs, Pancakes, Bacon and Sausage.

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