Going through the search referrals… (because I’m procrastinating going to bed.)
baseball slash fanfiction – um. No. NO. There will not be any of that here.
gay yaoi cannibalism – see above.
mt. holyoke early decision – sorry, I didn’t apply there early decision. You should go to Wellesley anyway. It’s better.
larg nipples – I don’t know who Larg is, so his nipples probably aren’t going to be appearing on my page.
coolest words in the english language – I don’t know about all of them, but one of them is definitely “astrophysics”.